Sonoran Sue: What’s up with the Monsoons?? Dear Sonoran Sue: “We’re rounding 3rd base into Labor Day That robust Monsoon season we were promised has been a total bust in Saddlebrooke. My skin is drier than my sister-in-law’s Thanksgiving turkey! I saw lots of Cumulonimbus, those fluffy thunderheads hovering over us, but they seemed to [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY ALFRED E. NEUMAN | August 16th, 2025 Trying to catch a train in the mid-19th century was no easy feat: At the time, more than 144 local time zones were spread across North America. Before the invention of railway travel and train schedules, these slight time discrepancies [...]
Sonoran Sue: Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear| July 12th, 2025 Sonoran Sue tackles your burning questions with the wisdom of a sun-scorched saguaro and the attitude of a woman who’s had it with everything. This issue: the uphill battle of “escaping the heat” by heading to [...]
Sonoran Sue Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear Dear Sonoran Sue, Help! It’s 112 degrees in the shade, and my normally sweet, brownie baking wife has turned into a heatwave harpy. She won’t let me open the blinds (“the sunlight’s attacking me”), and threw an entire chicken salad [...]
Sonoran Sue: Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear Dear Sonoran Sue, Yesterday I was at the self-checkout lane at Walmart when the man next to me—who I now refer to as “Avocado Apocalypse Guy”—completely lost it. He apparently rang up too many avocados, insisted the machine [...]
SBINSIDER SATIRE EXCLUSIVE | May 23rd, 2025 In an amazing discovery, hieroglyphics were uncovered on several of the walls that enclose homes along SaddleBrooke Blvd. As you can see in the photos, these markings, which so far have defied decryption can be seen by any resident who drives by [...]
SUBMITTED TO SBINSDER| December 32, 2024 A new club for adult swingers has submitted their credentials to both HOA1 and HOA2 for recognition as an official club. If approved, the club members would have access to the meeting rooms and other shared amenities of SaddleBrooke, plus a place to [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CREATIVE WRITING STAFF | October, 26th, 2024 Doctors and scientists are always telling us ways to live longer. Usually, they involve a healthier diet or lifestyle: that is, eating fewer carbs and more vegetables, getting more exercise, or giving up smoking. We wholeheartedly endorse the rigorous and [...]
FROM A SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER| August 31st, 2024 "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER READER | June 1st, 2024 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. [...]
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