VIA SBINSIDER READER | June 1st, 2024 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY AN SBINSIDER READER| April 27th, 20-24 These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr 2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| March 23rd, 2024 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; [...]
VIA SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER | February 10th, 2024 Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd ? Heavens to Mergatroyd ! Petra Mergatroyd, heavens! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER BY A SUBSCRIBER| December, 17th, 2023 Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that ‘Lexophile’ describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." I changed my [...]
SUBMITTED BY A BRILLIANT SUBSCRIBER| December 10th, 2023 A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and preposition. UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER| November 11th, 2023 "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner —————————————— "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns —————————————— "Women might be able to [...]
VIA THE WEB| August 23, 2023 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. [...]
EXCLUSIVE SBINSIDER| April 21st, 2023 Sources have revealed to SBINSIDER reporters that the blatant disregard for stop signs and speed limits has reached a crisis point and a new enforcement approach must be taken. According to those sources, SaddleBrooke Patrol conducted unofficial surveillance in unmarked cars at key intersections [...]
VIA SBOUTSIDER| April 1st, 2023 Would you like to try recreational marijuana but are too wary of going into a dispensary and buying a product that you have never consumed because it was illegal for over 80 years and now is legal for adults to consume? A new business [...]
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