VIA SBINSIDER READER | June 1st, 2024 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| May, 15th, 2024 So cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren't. That must be frustrating. Still trying to get my head around the fact that the words 'Take-Out' can mean food, a date, or murder. To the paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| May 4th, 2024 • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY AN SBINSIDER READER| April 27th, 20-24 These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr 2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston [...]
VIA SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER | February 10th, 2024 Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd ? Heavens to Mergatroyd ! Petra Mergatroyd, heavens! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her [...]
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