BY DAVE BERRY, LONGTIME HUMOR COLUMINST | May 15th, 2025 Before you read this article, please take the following brief quiz: 1. Are you married? HOW TO SCORE: If you answered "No," you do not need to read this article. If you answered "Yes," or if you don't remember [...]
SUBMITTED TO SBINSDER| December 32, 2024 A new club for adult swingers has submitted their credentials to both HOA1 and HOA2 for recognition as an official club. If approved, the club members would have access to the meeting rooms and other shared amenities of SaddleBrooke, plus a place to [...]
FROM A SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER| August 31st, 2024 "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| May 4th, 2024 • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY AN SBINSIDER READER| April 27th, 20-24 These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr 2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| March 23rd, 2024 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; [...]
VIA SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER | February 10th, 2024 Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd ? Heavens to Mergatroyd ! Petra Mergatroyd, heavens! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her [...]
VIA A CLEVER CONTRIBUTOR TO SBINSIDER| January, 28th, 2024 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER BY A SUBSCRIBER| December, 17th, 2023 Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that ‘Lexophile’ describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." I changed my [...]
SUBMITTED BY A BRILLIANT SUBSCRIBER| December 10th, 2023 A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and preposition. UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is [...]
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