NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren’t Being Gay Enough

Via Babylon Bee

NEW YORK CITY, NY—Ever since the NFL’s recent announcement that “football is gay,” critics have challenged the organization to enact new enforcement measures to maintain an acceptable level of gayness at each game.

Starting this season, The National Football League will allow refs to throw rainbow-colored flags on the field if they catch any players not being gay enough.

“Listen– it’s 2021. Football is gay. Always has been,” said Commissioner Roger Goodell. “Unfortunately, we still have a few players living in the past who need to get with the program. If we catch anyone in our league not being totally gay all the time, you can bet we’ll be nipping that in the bud!”


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