Reprinted from the Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Cori Bush has reportedly hired her own army of private mercenaries to go out and arrest anyone who doesn't want to defund the police. She unveiled the black ops military force on the Capitol steps today as she gave an impassioned speech about [...]
Mt Rushmore to get a new look Via Babylon Bee KEYSTONE, SD—Racial equity and advocacy groups are celebrating today after the announcement that George Washington's face will be removed from Mount Rushmore and replaced with a likeness of civil rights icon George Floyd. State and federal authorities confirmed today [...]
Via Babylon Bee NEW YORK CITY, NY—Ever since the NFL’s recent announcement that “football is gay,” critics have challenged the organization to enact new enforcement measures to maintain an acceptable level of gayness at each game. Starting this season, The National Football League will allow refs to throw rainbow-colored flags [...]
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