VIA SBINSIDER CREATIVE WRITING STAFF | October, 26th, 2024 Doctors and scientists are always telling us ways to live longer. Usually, they involve a healthier diet or lifestyle: that is, eating fewer carbs and more vegetables, getting more exercise, or giving up smoking. We wholeheartedly endorse the rigorous and [...]
FROM A SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER| August 31st, 2024 "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER READER | June 1st, 2024 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY AN SBINSIDER READER| April 27th, 20-24 These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr 2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| March 23rd, 2024 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; [...]
VIA SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER | February 10th, 2024 Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd ? Heavens to Mergatroyd ! Petra Mergatroyd, heavens! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER BY A SUBSCRIBER| December, 17th, 2023 Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that ‘Lexophile’ describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." I changed my [...]
SUBMITTED BY A BRILLIANT SUBSCRIBER| December 10th, 2023 A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and preposition. UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER| November 11th, 2023 "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner —————————————— "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns —————————————— "Women might be able to [...]
VIA THE WEB| August 23, 2023 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. [...]
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