Sonoran Sue Speaks Out: Out and about in the ‘Brooke today. How silly of me to forget! It’s Halloween — that magical time when mature adults (and I use that term the way Fry’s uses “fresh”) transform into a mob of sugar-fueled toddlers in polyester costumes. Let’s get one [...]
EXCLUSIVE| CONTRIBUTED BY PETER PARADY| August 16th, 2025 As shown in the photo, a mysterious Unidentified Floating Object (UFO) was seen floating free in the lake on SaddleBrooke two. The object which presumably was intraterriterial in origin, was eventually towed out of the lake by the authorities. According to [...]
Sonoran Sue: Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear| July 12th, 2025 Sonoran Sue tackles your burning questions with the wisdom of a sun-scorched saguaro and the attitude of a woman who’s had it with everything. This issue: the uphill battle of “escaping the heat” by heading to [...]
Sonoran Sue: Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear Dear Sonoran Sue, Yesterday I was at the self-checkout lane at Walmart when the man next to me—who I now refer to as “Avocado Apocalypse Guy”—completely lost it. He apparently rang up too many avocados, insisted the machine [...]
Meet Sonoran Sue! Advice for the flummoxed, love-lorn and hirsute challenged Dear Sonoran Sue, My husband and I recently attended a “meet and greet appetizer party” in our unit.It was supposed to be a casual way to meet neighbors, but we left more confused than welcomed. The men and [...]
SBINSIDER SATIRE EXCLUSIVE | May 23rd, 2025 In an amazing discovery, hieroglyphics were uncovered on several of the walls that enclose homes along SaddleBrooke Blvd. As you can see in the photos, these markings, which so far have defied decryption can be seen by any resident who drives by [...]
BY DAVE BERRY, LONGTIME HUMOR COLUMINST | May 15th, 2025 Before you read this article, please take the following brief quiz: 1. Are you married? HOW TO SCORE: If you answered "No," you do not need to read this article. If you answered "Yes," or if you don't [...]
SUBMITTED TO SBINSDER| December 32, 2024 A new club for adult swingers has submitted their credentials to both HOA1 and HOA2 for recognition as an official club. If approved, the club members would have access to the meeting rooms and other shared amenities of SaddleBrooke, plus a place to [...]
FROM A SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER| August 31st, 2024 "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| May 4th, 2024 • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A [...]
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