VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| May 4th, 2024 • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY AN SBINSIDER READER| April 27th, 20-24 These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy ” Walter Kerr 2. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston [...]
VIA SBINSIDER CONTRIBUTOR| March 23rd, 2024 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; [...]
VIA SBINSIDER SUBSCRIBER | February 10th, 2024 Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd ? Heavens to Mergatroyd ! Petra Mergatroyd, heavens! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her [...]
VIA A CLEVER CONTRIBUTOR TO SBINSIDER| January, 28th, 2024 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER BY A SUBSCRIBER| December, 17th, 2023 Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that ‘Lexophile’ describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." I changed my [...]
SUBMITTED BY A BRILLIANT SUBSCRIBER| December 10th, 2023 A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and preposition. UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is [...]
CONTRIBUTED TO SBINSIDER| November 11th, 2023 "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner —————————————— "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns —————————————— "Women might be able to [...]
VIA SBOUTSIDER| April 1st, 2023 Would you like to try recreational marijuana but are too wary of going into a dispensary and buying a product that you have never consumed because it was illegal for over 80 years and now is legal for adults to consume? A new business [...]
VIA SBINSIDER| October 20th As the ongoing digging and laying of conduit for new Comcast multi-media connections throughout SaddleBrooke HOA1 continues, residents have commented on the new look that the orange tubing brings The sculptures are an artifact of the installation process and are described as form of modern [...]
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