(Because in SaddleBrooke, some legends are baked in the desert sun until they fossilize.) Dear Sonoran Sue, Years ago, we heard a Fry’s supermarket was going to be built right here on Oracle and SaddleBrooke Blvd. Land was cleared, we had a Porta-Potty sighting, and dreams were born. Then—nothing. [...]
Sonoran Sue: What’s up with the Monsoons?? Dear Sonoran Sue: “We’re rounding 3rd base into Labor Day That robust Monsoon season we were promised has been a total bust in Saddlebrooke. My skin is drier than my sister-in-law’s Thanksgiving turkey! I saw lots of Cumulonimbus, those fluffy thunderheads hovering over us, but they seemed to [...]
CONTRIBUTED BY ALFRED E. NEUMAN | August 16th, 2025 Trying to catch a train in the mid-19th century was no easy feat: At the time, more than 144 local time zones were spread across North America. Before the invention of railway travel and train schedules, these slight time discrepancies [...]
EXCLUSIVE| CONTRIBUTED BY PETER PARADY| August 16th, 2025 As shown in the photo, a mysterious Unidentified Floating Object (UFO) was seen floating free in the lake on SaddleBrooke two. The object which presumably was intraterriterial in origin, was eventually towed out of the lake by the authorities. According to [...]
Dear Sonoran Sue, The rains last night were glorious—but this morning, I found what looked like a greased-up baked potato with eyelids giving me the stink-eye from my patio. A neighbor said it’s a Sonoran Desert toad and warned me not to let my dog near it. Later, I saw at [...]
Sonoran Sue Dishing Retirement Life with a Side of Prickly Pear Dear Sonoran Sue, Help! It’s 112 degrees in the shade, and my normally sweet, brownie baking wife has turned into a heatwave harpy. She won’t let me open the blinds (“the sunlight’s attacking me”), and threw an entire chicken salad [...]
Meet Sonoran Sue! Advice for the flummoxed, love-lorn and hirsute challenged Dear Sonoran Sue, My husband and I recently attended a “meet and greet appetizer party” in our unit.It was supposed to be a casual way to meet neighbors, but we left more confused than welcomed. The men and [...]
BY DAVE BERRY, LONGTIME HUMOR COLUMINST | May 15th, 2025 Before you read this article, please take the following brief quiz: 1. Are you married? HOW TO SCORE: If you answered "No," you do not need to read this article. If you answered "Yes," or if you don't [...]
SUBMITTED TO SBINSDER| December 32, 2024 A new club for adult swingers has submitted their credentials to both HOA1 and HOA2 for recognition as an official club. If approved, the club members would have access to the meeting rooms and other shared amenities of SaddleBrooke, plus a place to [...]
VIA SBINSIDER READER | June 1st, 2024 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. [...]
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